Go where I may, howe'er remote the clime, Varieties. CURIOUS PLAY BILL. The following remarkable theatrical announcement is a mixed appeal of vanity and poverty to the taste and feelings of the inhabitants of a town in Sussex. (Copy.) At the old theatre in East Grinstead, on Saturday, May, 1758, will be represented (by particular desire, and for the benefit of Mrs. P.) the deep and affecting Tragedy of Theodosius, or the Force of Love, with magnificent scenes, dresses, &c. Varanes, by Mr. P., who will strive, as far as possible, to support the character of this fiery Persian Prince, in which he was so much admired and applauded at Hastings, Arundel, Petworth, Midworth, Lewes, &c. Theodosius, by a young gentleman from the University of Oxford, who never appeared on any stage. Athenais, by Mrs. P. Though her present condition will not permit her to wait on gentlemen and ladies out of the town with tickets, she hopes, as on former occasions, for their liberality and support. Nothing in Italy can exceed the altar, in the first scene of the play. Nevertheless, should any of the Nobility or Gentry wish to see it ornamented with flowers, the bearer will bring away as many as they choose to favour him with. As the coronation of Athenais, to be introduced in the fifth act, contains a number of personages, more than sufficient to fill all the dressing-rooms, &c., it is hoped no gentlemen and ladies will be offended at being refused admission behind the scenes. N. B. The great yard dog, that made so much noise on Thursday night, during the last act of King Richard the Third, will be sent to a neighbour's over the way; and on account of the prodigious demand for places, part of the stable will be laid into the boxes on one side, and the granary be for the same purpose on the other. open Vivat Rex.* * Boaden's Life of Mrs. Siddons, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE TO MEND. At Chester, in the beginning of the year 1790, a reputable farmer, on the evening of a market-day, called at the shop of Mr. Poole, bookseller, and, desiring to speak with him at the door, put a shilling into his hand, telling him, "he had owed it to him many years." The latter asked, for what? To which the farmer replied, that "When a boy, in buying a book-almanac at his shop, he had stolen another—the reflection of which had frequently given him much uneasiness.". If any one who sees this ever wronged his neighbour, let him be encouraged by the courage of the farmer of Chester, to make reparation in like manner, and so make clean his conscience. CONSCIENCE. There is no power in holy men, Nor charm in prayer-nor purifying form Would make a hell of heaven-can exorcise Byron. EPITAPH BY DR. LowтH, late bishop of London, on a monument in the church of Cudesden, Oxfordshire, to the memory of his daughter, translated from the Latin :— Dear as thou didst in modest worth excel, Antiquarian Hall, ALIAS Will. Will-be-so, of Lynn. A goose-herd in the fen-lands; next, he And was a tolerable master Of title-pages, but his rhymes Were shocking, at the best of times. And now, poor fellow, he is-" non cst." For the Table Book. When about four years old, he narrowly escaped drowning; for, in his own words, he "overstretching took a slip, And popp'd beneath a merchant's ship;* WILLIAM HALL, or as he used to style himself, "Antiquarian Hall," "Will. Willbe-so," and "Low-Fen-Bill-Hall," or, as he was more generally termed by the public, "Old Hall," died at Lynn, in Norfolk, on the 24th of January, 1825. From some curious autobiographical sketches in rhyme, She, however, at the hazard of her own life, published by himself, in the decline of life, it appears that he was born on June 1, O.S. 1748, at Willow Booth, a small island in the fens of Lincolnshire, near Heckington Ease, in the parish of South Kyme. "Kyme, God knows, Where no corn grows, And the water comes, And takes it all away." His ancestors on the father's side were all "fen slodgers," having lived there for many generations; his mother was "a half Yorkshire, The other half was Heckington, 1 succeeded in saving her son's. At eleven years old, he went to school, in Brothertoft chapel, for about six months, in which time he derived all the education he ever received. His love of reading was so great, that as soon as he could manage a gunningboat, he used to employ his Sundays either in seeking for water-birds' eggs, or to married again. Will. himself, on arriving at man's estate, married "Suke Holmes," and became a "gozzard," or gooseherd; that is, a keeper and breeder of geese, for which the fens were, at that time, famous throughout the kingdom, supplying the London markets with fowls, and the warehouses with feathers and quills. In these parts, the small feathers are plucked from the live geese five times a year, at Lady-tide, Midsummer, Lammas, Michaelmas, and Martinmas, and the larger feathers and quills are pulled twice. Goslings even are not spared, for it is thought that early plucking tends to increase the succeeding feathers. It is said that the mere plucking hurts the fowl very little, as the owners are careful not to pull until the feathers are ripe those plucked after the geese are dead, are affirmed not to be so good. The number of geese kept by Will. must have been very great, for his "brood geese,' alone, required five coombs of corn for daily consumption. The inundations to which the fens were then liable, from breaches, or overflowing of the banks, overwhelmed him with difficulties, and ruined his prospects. "The poor old geese away were floated, After many vicissitudes and changes of residence, he settled at Marshland, in Norfolk, where his wife practised phlebotomy and midwifery, while he officiated as an auctioneeer, cowleech, &c. &c. Indeed he appeared to have been almost bred to the doctoring profession, for his own mother was "a good cow-doctor, And always doctor'd all her own, Being cowleech both in flesh and bone." His mother-in-law was no less skilful, for in Will.'s words "She in live stock had took her care,. Which I retain unto this day." His father-in-law was an equally eminent practitioner; when, says Will., "I married Sukey Holmes, her father Farrier, cowleech, and surgery, All which he practised with success." Will. tells of a remarkable and surprising accident, which closed his career as a cowleech. "The rheumatism, (dreadful charm,) I never dare attempt it more." Thus disqualified, he removed to Lynn, and opening a shop in Ferry-street, commenced his operations as a purchaser and vender of old books, odds and ends, and old articles of various descriptions; from whence he obtained the popular appellation of "Old Hall." On a board over the door, he designated this shop the 66 Antiquarian Library," and thus quaintly announced his establish ment to the public: "In Lynn, Ferry-street, He would turn out somewhat the wiser." He had great opportunity to indulge in "Bibliomania," for he acquired an extensive collection of scarce, curious, and valuable books, and became, in fact, the only dealer in "old literature" at Lynn. He versified on almost every occasion that seemed opportune for giving himself and his verses publicity; and, in one of his rhyming advertisements, he alphabetised the names of ancient and modern authors, by way of catalogue. In addition to his bookselling business, he continued to practise as an auctioneer. He regularly kept a book-stall, &c. in Lynn Tuesday-market, from whence he occasionally knocked down his articles to the best bidder; and he announced his sales in his usual whimsical style. His hand-bill, on one of these occasions, runs thus: "LYNN, 19th SEPTEMBER, 1810. "First Tuesday in the next October, AN AUCTION, At the stall That's occupied by WILLIAM HALL. So best way is to come and see; "About one hundred books, in due lots, And pretty near the same in shoe-lasts; Coats, waistcoats, breeches, shining buttons, "N. B. To undeceive, 'fore you come nigher, During repeated visits to his surviving relatives in his native fens, he observed the altered appearance of the scene_from_the improved method of drainage. It had become like "another world," and he resolved "to, try His talent for posterity;" and "make a book," under the title of "The Low Fen Journal," to comprise chain of Incidents relating to the State of the Fens, from the earliest Account to the present Time." As a specimen of the work he published, in the summer of 1812, an octavo pamphlet of twenty-four pages, called a "Sketch of Local History," by "Will. Will-be-so,” announcing “If two hundred subscribers will give in their aid, The whole of this journal is meant to be laid This curious pamphlet of odds and ends in prose and rhyme, without order or arrangement, contained a "caution to the buyer." "Let any read that will not soil or rend it, But should they ask to borrow, pray don't lend it! From lending books, I think 'twould make you shy too." No conversation strike the mind, One extract, in prose, is an example of the disposition and powers of his almost untutored mind, viz. "No animation without generation seems a standing axiom in philosophy: but upon tasting the berry of a plant greatly resembling brooklime, but with a narrower leaf, I found it attended with a loose fulsomeness, very different from any thing I had ever tasted; and on splitting one of them with my nail, out sprang a fluttering maggot, which put me upon minute examination. The result of which was, that every berry, according to its degree of maturity, contained a proportionate maggot, up to the full ripe shell, where a door was plainly discerned, and the insect had taken its flight. I have ever since carefully inspected the herb, and the result is always the same, viz. if you split ten thousand of the berries, you discover nothing but an animated germ. It grows in shallow water, and is frequently accompanied with the water plantain. berry is about the size of a red currant, and comes on progressively, after the manner of juniper in the berry: the germ is first discoverable about the middle of July, and continues till the frost subdues it. And my conjectures lead me to say, that one luxurious plant shall be the mother of many scores of flies. I call it the fly berry plant." Its Thus far the "Sketch." He seems to have caught the notion of his "Low Fen Journal" from a former fen genius, whose works are become of great price, though it must be acknowledged, more for their quaintness and rarity, than their intrinsic merit. Will. refers to him in the following apologetical lines. "Well, on the earth he knows of none, Whose genius stood as his inclin'd Wrote much such nonsense as I do." The sale of the "Sketch" not answering his expectations, no further symptoms of the "Journal" made their appearance at that time. In the summer of 1815, after forty-three years' practice as an auctioneer, he announced his retirement by the following laconic farewell. "RAP SENIOR'S given it up at last, The harvest of 1816 proved wet and unfavourable, and he thought" it almost exceeded any thing in his memory;" wherefore the world was favoured with "Reflections upon Times, and Times and Times! or a more than Sixty Years' Tour of the Mind," by " Low-Fen-Bill-Hall." This was an octavo pamphlet of sixteen pages, in prose, quite as confused as his other productions," transmitting to posterity," as the results of sixty years' experience, that "the frequency of thunderstorms in the spring," the repeated appearance of water-spouts," an innumerable quantity of black snails,""an unusual number of field mice," and "the great many snakes to be seen about," are certain "indications of a wet harvest" To these observations, intermingled with digression upon digression, he prefixed as one of the mottoes, an extremely appropriate quotation from Deut. c. 32. v. 29, "O that they were wise, that they understood this!" In the spring of 1818, when in his seventieth year, or, as he says, "David's gage being near complete," he determined on an attempt to publish his "Low Fen Journal," in numbers; the first of which he thus announced: "A Lincolnshire rais'd medley pie, An original miscellany, Not meant as canting, puzzling mystery, Such as design'd some time ago, Here's Number ONE for publication, Low-Fen-Bill-Hall his word engages Mix'd with the fruit of his own brains." This specimen of the work was as unintelligible as the before-mentioned introductory "Sketch," partaking of the same autobiographical, historical, and religious character, with acrostic, elegiac, obituarian, and other extraneous pieces in prose and rhyme. His life had been passed in vicissitude and hardship, "oft' pining for a bit of bread;" and from experience, he was well adapted to "tell, To whom most extra lots befell; Who liv'd for months on stage of planks, Yea often risk'd a wat'ry grave;" yet his facts and style were so incongruous, that speaking of the "Sketch," he says, when he "sent it out, Good lach! to know what 'twas about? He might have spent near half an age; He could not get it to a book." Though the only "historical" part of the first number of his "Fen Journal," in twenty-four pages, consisted of prosaic his mother's "groaning," his father's "fishfragments of his grandfather's" poaching," 'conjectures;" yet he ing," and his own tells the public, that |